Top 10 Questions Your Friends Ask When You Start Fly Fishing

1. Have you seen A River Runs Through It?

(seigh) yes…

2. No way! Don't you think it's Brad Pitts best role?

No. I think he was way better in Cool World.

3. What about Fight Club?

Good movie but I think Edward Norton came out with the best performance. Pitt was just kinda a asshole. Plus if you're going to make a movie about a Chuck Palahniuk novel why not do Invisible Monsters? I mean Choke got made into a movie...

4. Oh, I thought you where one of those anti-establishment guys...

That's not a question, more of a statement.

5. Sorry, is this a question?

Yes, five left.

6. Can you catch trout in Minnesota?

Yes, but like all good things - trout as well as eternal salvation - come by grace and grace comes by art and art does not come easy.

7. Like is it real fly fishing?

As real as it gets my friend.

8. Remember when Brad Pitt caught that giant fish and then he died?

Yes.

9. Wasn't that the greatest movie you've ever seen?

I am haunted by waters.

10. Will you take me fly fishing?

Yes. Just don't bring a can of worms.